OK, what's this about?

I'm investigating a research clinic.

They test experimental drugs.

They advertise for volunteers in the papers.

Any guinea-pig who is accepted gets paid…

…and are clearly told to keep quiet.

The tests are supposed to be safe but…

I've got my doubts about them… I tried to find out more by volunteering…

…but I only managed to find out that they only take men. I thought Fantasio might be able to…

Err, and… Actually, what ARE you doing tomorrow?