(woof woof woof woof)

woof?…

Fidel? Fidel? My dog, You've..

Goodnight, Fidel!

So? What do you think? How are you going to write that one up for your column?

Nothing at all! It's ten o'clock and in an hour I'm going to be on the plane. YOU'RE the one that's going to be writing it up!

I'm on holiday now. But if you want my opinion…

The whole betrayal plot didn't really work with that ending. A friend's a friend.

I know…

A real friend would water the plants when you are away, finish off the work you haven't had time to do and…

…offer to take me to the airport. You'll need these to lock up.